Just a few nuggets of knowledge for your consumption...
* As soon as you complete a thorough cleaning of your stove, you will have greasy hamburgers or exploding spaghetti sauce for dinner! Guaranteed!
* The bigger the snowflakes, the shorter time the snow will last! Seriously! This one is true! Teeny Tiny flakes = long, long snowstorm (this is last Saturday's storm with HUGE flakes...at least an inch and a half across...and it snowed for just an hour or two!)
* As soon as you "line jump" to the shortest line at the store, the cash register will run out of paper, there will be a price check on the most obscure item in the store, and the customer will have a problem with their credit card.
* The minute you finish shoveling out the slushy, icy crud from the bottom of the driveway, the snowplow will come by and fill it up...it's the law! They coordinate these things, you know.
* The scarier looking the barbecue joint, the better the barbecue will taste! Honest! If there's cloth napkins and tablecloths...run far, far away! (Arthur Bryant's in KC...not a neighborhood you'd want to walk around at night...but oh...the BBQ!)
Trust me on these things!
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